02896cam a2200289 4500 526743998 TxAuBib 20211106120000.0 ||||||s2004||||||||||||||||||||||||und|u 9780740793028 0740793020 29ad4b38-933a-43cb-b529-de27436b97e2 OverDrive (Reserve ID) 663228 OverDrive (Product ID) TxAuBib Parvis, Sarah E. Good Girls Finish Last [Libby] : Wicked Words on Drinking, Shopping, Gossiping, Sex, and All Your Favorite Bad Habits. Andrews McMeel Publishing LLC, 2004. Format: OverDrive Adobe EPUB eBook, Filesize: 7450kB. Format: OverDrive OverDrive Read. Nonfiction. Humor (Nonfiction.) HTML:<p>Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. —Helen Gurley Brown</p> <p>Dainty, delicate, and demure be damned; today's women are bold, brash, and brazen and aren't above praising all their wicked habits. <i>Good Girls Finish Last</i> is a treasury of riotous remarks on bad behavior from some of the sharpest, funniest women of our time. From sex and swearing to shopping and gossiping, readers will be inspired to reach for bold new lows of unseemly behavior or be reassured by the very impressive company they're in.</p> <p>Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done. —Madonna</p> <p>I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? —Zsa Zsa Gabor</p> <p>Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like. —Adrienne E. Gusoff</p> <p>Illustrated with entertaining retro photos of women misbehaving, <i>Good Girls Finish Last</i> is a refreshing break from our taxing world of political correctness and self-improvement. It's conveniently sorted according to vice and all the best bad habits are included: smoking, drinking, shopping, greed, lust, arrogance, laziness, bad housekeeping, vanity, gluttony, profanity, gossip, and female chauvinism.</p> <p>Timeless greats such as Dorothy Parker and Mae West are represented along with contemporary personalities like Oprah Winfrey, Tina Fey, and Megan Mullally. Pop-culture sources like <i>Sex and the City</i> and <i>Bridget Jones's Diary</i> also contribute to the breadth of topics and depth of humor in <i>Good Girls Finish Last,</i> which will appeal to any woman, good or bad!</p>. Media Type: eBook. Importer Version: 2014-01-08.01 Import Date: 2021-11-04 17:40:22. Press, Stonesong. https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=29AD4B38-933A-43CB-B529-DE27436B97E2&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (Adobe EPUB eBook) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=29AD4B38-933A-43CB-B529-DE27436B97E2&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (OverDrive Read)